Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.
mattgotest2 0
Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..
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SeximusPrime 0
DIVORCE and stick him with the medical bills.
K3LS3Yann3 0
alot of people use cell phones in the hospital. put his xbox in the trunk of your car he'll never find it I do it to my boyfriend all the time or leave the xbox and take the power cord. hid it somewere he'll never look and when he ask about it say stop bitching
Flounder 2
Marriage is knowing you are your spouse's priority and that they will care for you. This is a basic function of humanity and making connections - to create a network of support and care should one become sick or ill. If he is not fulfilling your needs especially in an instance as serious as this, then he is not only a terrible spouse but bad at being a person. Personally this would be grounds for divorce.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you mean your ex-husband? If not, then you deserve it for marrying and wanting to stay with such a waste of air and space.
Dro4Years 0
well ... you should know what to do now kinda obvious
korn247 5
wow lmao... divorce his ass or divorce his ass
darkmis1 18
I've been in the hospital and I had my cell phone.
Lov3r 0
OH bad husband punish him and throw away the x-box
Fedor_is_KING 0
What game? MW2, FYL, cause that game is old already. But if it was Bioshock or Mass Effect....
SarcasticAvenger 9
lostfaithinpppl, I agree 110%. If my girlfriend said "I am having extreme pain and need to go the ER" you bet your ass I would drop whatever I was doing and get her there ASAP. OP, you can b*tch and whine all you want, you married him, odds are, you knew he was like this before. Quit whining, put on your big girl pants and leave the douche bag!