Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
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corruptionoflol 0
learn to drive
Dukedj 0
That sucks, maybe you shouldn't have been such an idiot though...
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ohhhhshizzz 0
The guy drivers I know drive very well as do the women. You can't stereotype all women & men into one group because for one you don't know them all. But this one is just stupid. How the HELL did you do that, honestly you have to be the definition of an idiot. You know I bet you are that chick from the other FML who thrashed around because her hair was stuck in the window and while all that happened unparked the car and drove into a brick wall.
BulldogQB4 0
No this should be the correct FML "Today, some dumbass hit my car in the parking garage. Oddly enough, the stupid **** hit the only parked car in the area. FML" Here let me give you two words that will help you for the rest of your life: PAY ATTENTION
SOL593 0
this has happened to me before. sucks
raabhimself 0
That was awesome. I gotta start pretending to care.
shoot_me 0
I know a friend who has done that before...
Nanospeed 0
OP are you asian?
ibrakefordonuts 0
The post is fail.. the comments are WIN!
centic2 0
Dfhjjjhhhhhhh
mrob 0
must be a woman
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
ok cool.. how did this get on?