Anonymous
Eynsham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aylesbury, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Pattie
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Nickolas
United States
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Anonymous
Fernie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
HaleyDrew08
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
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KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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challan 19
Always go to a spa to have it done!!!! You cannot properly do it yourself and will HURT like a mo fo!! Btw it hurts a lot less each time because the hair follicle is thinner. Also, it lasts me almost 6 weeks and is sooooo worth any discomfort. Purty purty
challan 19
It was the first time, and she knew I was embarrassed. She quickly assured me that she does this everyday and to more men now then women. (it's really popular with gay men) that made me laugh and feel more at ease. I always go to the same girl, so now it doesn't bother me at all.
UsernameHere234 13
thank you 120 for saying what was on my mind but was too worried about sounding like an idiot to ask lol.
justanotherbird 19
Not everyone ALWAYS has to go to a spa to get it done. I give myself an entire Brazilian wax without any problems and the pain isn't very bad. I would definitely recommend going to a professional your first time (or first couple) since the initial wax is usually a bit more painful than if you've done it before. That is what I did and then just did a "clean-up" each week on any hairs growing back in.
KarmaK321 0
It's better than having a 'bush'..
ctlnaaia71 8
It didn't hurt at all when I lost my virginity. Actually it felt really good... I guess he was good.
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Basically saying "I'm still a virgin.".
Marteeny23 19
Ummm no... It doesn't always hurt. It didn't hurt when I lost my virginity either. I agree it felt Perty awesome.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
"Brazilian wax? niiiiice"
geassconan 1
You lost your virginity BEFORE waxing your "lady area"??
HolyPotato 9
Obviously. Dumbass.
electrofpuffmel 4
Well obviously not minutes before! I mean the pain of waxing was greater then the pain I experienced while losing my virginity WHICH I DID BEFORE I WAXED Why are people finding this hard to understand?
laurenobrien 4
Dont worry, the pain lessens after a few sessions
doglover569 0
Yeah some people, like me, can't shave down there. It already grows a lot in a day and then if I try shaving the next day, it bleeds because the hair is so thick... So waxing=hella better
Rasetsu 10
There are lots of things in life that hurt more than losing your virginity: Brazilian waxes...child birth...
redbluegreen 41
Waxing can be pretty efficient if done and taken care of correctly. I'd say try it once, Noor. Talk about your skin's sensitivity with your waxer and ask about any recommendations they might have on what you should use to exfoliate and avoid painful infections. There are ways to lessen the pain and your chance of ingrown hairs, so look into that before you go in. Razor burn is horrible and to me, definitely not worth the risk with shaving. I personally just stick with wax.
linkinpark98 24
( ._.)