Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
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grahambertus 11
Guess she can't take a joke. Must not be the one. Sorry OP :(
mjoyn98 1
At least the money you would have spent on the dinner can go towards a girl with a sense of humor !
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Comments (173)
amberxxoo 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's a legitimate question. There are so many guys who are too cheap to pay for a date that she's smart to cut right to the chase. If guys would pay for the date they ask out, then she wouldn't even have thought to ask.
TheGewt 7
Maybe you know the wrong kinds of guys.
chasemoehlman 1
15- you're starting to sound like the bitch OP's talking about.
Marcelb 17
If "is he going to pay" is all you can think of when being asked out, then who's cheap? Or you just don't like him enough I guess. Although I would always pay for my date, I would be instantly put off if all she could say was "are you going to pay"? You'd think someone would be happy to be asked out. When you're not interested enough, just say no. Don't play with people's emotions just for free food
LadyGore 12
What a bitch, she's not worth it anyways. If a girls gonna get that pissed because you make a joke about not paying. You don't wanna see her when she's your girlfriend
Michael_92 20
I thought her attitude was just uncalled for. Looks him up and down as if she could judge him right then and there. Some people and the thinking process they have...
xMyAngelx17 0
Asian guy...?
Michael_92 20
It's amazing how fast they moderate a comment. This was up for maybe a minute before it was gone.
amberxxoo 6
If more guys actually paid for dates they ask girls on then she wouldn't have even thought to ask. Not her fault.
LSS_fml 18
Why does it matter who pays? It's a rude thing to ask.
chasemoehlman 1
-15 You're starting to sound like that bitch OP's talking about.
imboredareyou 1
There is always that one person who has to blame OP for everything. Bitches be bitches, I guess.
eirianna 0
She should have taken the compliment that he even asked her instead she sounds like all she care about was a free dinner. If she was worth it she would have brought extra cash on the date just in case, but I have yet to have a guy ask me on a date when they can't afford to pay that's just stupid.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
People r so literal these days... O.o
OhDearBetrayal 25
Oh yes, coming to the conclusion that she has a poor level of literacy from what OP said is quite appropriate!
alec81484 3
54, can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just completely missed the point...
OhDearBetrayal 25
60- Sarcastic, but it seems some people are not fluent enough in it.
MyLoveDrunk 11
60- Can't tell if sarcastically challenged or just stupid.
I_Punch_Babies 7
girls dont like boys girls like cars and moneeeeeeey!
iloveursister 4
Good Charlotte is actually playing right now while I read this
dcg1375 7
Saying "Well, it depends on how the date goes" implies that you will pay if she does certain things you want her to...ie. having sex. Most women are turned off by ultimatums. Especially one that implies that on THE FIRST DATE. Humor is good, but humor like that should wait until you've gotten to know that person.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Nonsense. Perfectly acceptable joke the way OP tells it. Now we don't know how he delivered it in person so there may have been some wrong signals there but the joke itself is fine.
williamcarter93 13
it may not necessarily mean sex...it may mean how they act towards one another, i.e if one or the other are both pleasant and not bitches
dcg1375 7
Yes 127, that's what it could mean. I agree. I'm saying that maybe OP didn't deliver the joke as well as he thought he did. And judging by her reaction that is probably the case. I've known many people to say they were joking about something yet neither their tone nor actions showed that. Just because somebody says they jokingly said or thinks they were obviously joking doesn't mean everyone else can see that. Then again, maybe she's a bitch and doesn't understand humor.
Roxxxxay 13
We all know that there are men out there who expect women to sleep with them because they paid for something and chances are, OP kinda meant what he said. Completely understand her reaction.
LSS_fml 18
They can't exactly sleep with each other before they've paid..
yummcookie 0
But she also Inferred she wouldn't go on a date with him unless he paid. Selfish bitch like that will just end up as a gold digger
march_17 0
Burn... YDI
eccentrix 12
I took it to mean "If we get along well together" rather than "If you sleep with me." After all, doesn't the sleeping together usually come AFTER paying for dinner?
bettyboop428 24
That is exactly how I thought of it, but I guess that is the whole (un)common sense thing coming into play.