Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said no so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
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tiffanyjean 3
that's mean hope u made an awesome dinner for yourself
kellanlvr 1
aww I hate when my family does that :/
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TooMuchXbox 0
No, you're all idiots. If your friend said "hey, can I go to sleep before we eat" and you say "no, we're about to leave", then you get ready to go and the asshole is sleeping, you wouldn't leave him there? AND this probably isn't the first time numb nuts has done this sort of ass-hatery.
stevenmx86 8
I want to know why op thought the family of 6 detail was necessary..it's not like it'd take that much longer for 6ppl to get ready as opposed to 3-4..
Kiraro 0
I'm pretty sure it was to emphasize the fact that so many people in her family knew they were going to dinner, yet no one bothered to wake her up.
adorkable_spazz 0
that's horrible! i'm sorry, op. ]:
Scififreak339 0
ehh don't worry olive garden sucks. they problably will get food poisoning soon
mdog13 1
u have the. house to urself have sex with ur bf and if u don't have one go watch **** and blast it and call ur rents to c when they r coming home first cause u don't want them to be coming home when it having sex or fingering urself
jewbies 0
lazy ass make your own dinner!
dinorawr1107 4
i say lock all the doors/windows and let em sleep outside then in the morning be like oh sorry i was asleep. AND then eat all of the food in the fridge(:
Mclovin_95 0
i hate when that happens to me! xD
RKftw 0
YOU MADE YOUR FAMILY DISAPEAR
TheZarola 10
YDI. Similar things have happened to me (numerous times, actually) and it was never "FML" for me.