Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML
Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML
Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML
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peroxideprincess 0
the question is...does she even know you're pregnant? :P
_TheSmallThings_ 0
FYL Patatoes are bomb.
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Comments (112)
scoobysnack333 0
that is so dry!!!
lexDySiA 0
I will admit, most of these comments are awfully presumptuous. My mother lives with me and my husband(including during a pregnancy). Leave it to your health care professionals to analyze your eating habits. Unless your mother is a doctor or nutritionist, she could better spend her time being supportive, rather than critical. What did your mom eat during her pregnancy? Hopefully nothing with sugar or carbs, or she is truly a terrible person. FYL.
cristal14 0
Ouch.!
popoman 0
YDI for being fat. You voluntarily made yourself fat by getting pregnant. Just Jewing. FYL
indyme 0
Holy crap! When did my mom adopt you????
KarmaLanding 0
Memorize these words: You DO remember I'm pregnant, right, ****?
xxdakotaxx 0
FYL for having a dumb mom YDI For not slapping her and calling her stupid, unless you did, then still YDI for not inculding that.
MisterComedy 0
Oh don't baw about it stop stressing over it, it aint good for the baby not that you deserved it. Stop bawing. Its not that serious :I
LilaBear 2
She thinks mashed potatoes are unhealthy? Geez, they're vegetables. It's only unhealthy if you eat way too much.
antonioohama 0
It's called notifying, stupid. You notify your mom that you're pregnant. Idiots these days…