Today, I asked my little cousin if he had a girlfriend if he had a girlfriend. “Yes,“ he said. “Two, but I’m going to keep the one with the biggest boobs.“ He’s 7. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I was babysitting my four year-old cousin when she asked if I had a boyfriend. I said no, and she responded, “Oh. That makes sense.” I’ve been emotionally defeated by someone whose favorite word is “poop.” FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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Top comments
stangbang92 17
I to ask people a question twice before I let them answer.
james_logan 19
Maybe they're imaginary?
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Comments (81)
Andrewx8 12
so what are you going to do you going to do?
Anubis95_fml 10
that was fantastic.
SiraSiemens 21
sou did you ask him who his waifus are?
Catdragon 40
He may be 7, but who said his gfs are the same age?
anyagrande 31
When i was 7 i was obsessed with harry potter, not boobs
Mathalamus 25
Your childhood was awesome.
screweverythin 16
Steve Irwin style show: here we see the early stages of development in the wild douchebag boyfriend. As the cub develops, it will learn the habits of the douchebag boyfriend, such as seeing multiple people at once and calling them all "Side ho" in his contacts.
Mini_Muffin 5
young lust
BrotherPhil 35
Up against the wall!
Vintage_Cola 29
I love how a large portion of comments are devoted because they don't realise how much of a personality-less fuckboi this kid is XD
Tsumetai_ 11
OP he's 7 so why are you even asking if he has a girlfriend in the first place? that is so odd. it's messed up that the kid is dating and has a douchy attitude towards girls, but I wouldn't even think to ask kids that young if they've got a girlfriend. they shouldn't be interested in girls at that age. it's so weird. kid i babysit is 7 and he's just rides his bike and plays at the park.
MandieL 27
It's funny because kids that she still have cooties and they get all grossed out at the prospect of having a fb/gf. I ask my 7 year old nephew and my 4 year old Neice because it's fun to ask.
ThrottleJockey 36
*Sniff* They grow up so fast! *Sniff*
crzyaznXD 10
Not sure why it's an FML for you. More like an FML for the one with smaller boobs. Haha