Today, I asked my little cousin if he had a girlfriend if he had a girlfriend. “Yes,“ he said. “Two, but I’m going to keep the one with the biggest boobs.“ He’s 7. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I was babysitting my four year-old cousin when she asked if I had a boyfriend. I said no, and she responded, “Oh. That makes sense.” I’ve been emotionally defeated by someone whose favorite word is “poop.” FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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stangbang92 17
I to ask people a question twice before I let them answer.
james_logan 19
Maybe they're imaginary?
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Comments (81)
born_hustla 26
Lmao funny kid. He seems to know what he wants.
cheyluvsturtles 30
not particularly " funny" it is actually kinda creepy that that is what a 7 year old is thinking about.
pahlo1177 5
savage
Mathalamus 25
well. thats a bit young. also, its a little worrying to have boobs at 7.
mfmylifesrsly 30
it's really common for girls to have breasts at that age. my friend was a D cup at 9
Mathalamus 25
i wasnt aware that it was "common" for girls to have boobs well before the age of 10. what the hell changed?
brezzyanna 17
That is not common at all. Your friend was an anomaly.
MicKeyMon 10
I figured he meant he was keeping them both until they got boobs and then would keep the one whose were bigger... either way, as a child and youth worker, it's not ideal, but it is normal for boys to be "obsessed" with boobs, as it's seen as cute that they're so interested in them and everything when they're growing up. it's encouraged, whether it's done purposely or not.
PePziNL 20
A D-cup at 9... Is your friend an anime character?
Jackimo98 24
It's the hormones in the milk maaaaaan
beastsofthebeast 8
are they Walmart girls? i mean wow boobs already
rebeccacmlc 22
We don't have Walwart in France ...
Trapgirl747 11
We don't have Walwart anywhere haha, sorry I had to
hoosiergirl94 31
Lol 7 year olds don't have boobs
itsme82 18
Well that's a disgusting mind set. But hey more power to those that find this funny.
Boobookittyf96 10
he's probably lying. kids that age don't have boobs
trevorr_16 25
This boy knows what's up.
davek 36
Brofist.
ConfusedCat 11
No.
tonyfailla123 19
Smart boy haha