Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
The eye of the beholder
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Mr Romantic
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Thanks
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Top comments
CyclonePsycho 1
Don't fish for compliments and you won't be insulted. There, easy enough solution.
devildog42787 0
YDI for asking such a stupid question
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Comments (65)
CyclonePsycho 1
Don't fish for compliments and you won't be insulted. There, easy enough solution.
thinmint 0
who cares? try to be more confident. no man finds an insecure woman attractive
cheewins 0
do you think i'm pretty?
frowzy 0
yes, you're magnificently beautiful dear heart (husbands, watch and learn).
idkweird 0
I'd throw up if that's how someone I was involved with responded. I prefer the genuine compliments, not forced half-assed ones.
idkweird 0
No, but Ive had people give compliments in that manner and all I can do is roll my eyes. Or, there's the laugh at them where they can't see it. Also, from your comments elsewhere in this post, it seems that actually is how you'd want someone to respond, lol.
frowzy 0
hey, i'm just defending the poor op, and responding to some dickish comments. who knows what her life is like or what an arse her husband might be? i don't need to ask anyone if i'm pretty, i'm stunningly gorgeous lovey ;)
brakakakaka 0
Hey, don't expect a genuine reply if you're fishing for compliments.
xvolcom893x 0
hahahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
xvolcom893x 0
ttfu
lostfaithinpppl 19
That's what you get when you fish for a compliment. So YDI!!!
JokingJoe 0
or maybe theres no comparison because ure so pretty....bbut i doubt it... HA! you set him up for a fail but he flipped it. husband :1 you:0
code_red 0
There is usually no good answer for this question if you have to ask after being married. He was screwed from the start. If not so much, assume he married you for something other than looks. If you think you might be able to improve take some steps to do so, and see if it produces the desired result.
NorfolkDude 2
This can be taken both ways, but I suppose since you're insecure, you took it as a negative.
everyonesfucked 0
Gotta crack that whip