Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
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Top comments
silly_kate 0
how do you know she's not going out with friends? don't jump to conclusions, just talk to her. if she's cheating, though, tell her to go die.
peachezthelette 22
her mom called who? im so confused on this whole thing..
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Comments (44)
ashley53 3
aw):
Trollz4daLULZ 2
she's left you with no choice: you must **** her mom, and let her catch you two mid-thrust.
Jamiemiller 0
Wht a bitch!
canttouchthis91 0
maybe she didn't wanna go and felt guilty so she lied.... suck it up
Emobitch67 0
What if her mom was telling someone in the house that they'd be back at eleven
A7X2012 0
JSounds like shes cheating o u........ Or shes not in to u anymore get the hint either way
yuggi1 11
Maybe she thought she DID have stuff to do with her parents and her mom called to cancel the plans.
looneytoongirl 0
Your girlfriend just might want to hang out by herself tonight and not go anywhere at all. Maybe she just wanted to hang out alone and didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
So they thought lying was better than talking to their partner. Not a very healthy relationship when you feel the need to lie instead of being open and honest
ChrisWaines 9
Maybe the movie you wanted to see sucked. Or maybe you annoy her with clingy ness to the point of her not wanting to hangout with you.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Then why not have an open conversation. What is wrong with people that they think that lying and hiding their thoughts from their partner is ok and not damaging
The_9th_Doctor 18
time to find a new gf