Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
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Top comments
silly_kate 0
how do you know she's not going out with friends? don't jump to conclusions, just talk to her. if she's cheating, though, tell her to go die.
peachezthelette 22
her mom called who? im so confused on this whole thing..
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silly_kate 0
how do you know she's not going out with friends? don't jump to conclusions, just talk to her. if she's cheating, though, tell her to go die.
adameeo 21
Then she shouldnt lie about it
AbbotsfordVandal 14
Because she said she has to do stuff with her parents
HyperExecuter 0
so? she didn't want 2, and she was trying to be nice
nuchey 0
maybe her mom was just going to go buy milk real fast or something
sgrdshrdteshj 0
Maybe she and her mom were going out and her mother was telling her father they'd be back by 11. Don't jump to conclusions
peachezthelette 22
her mom called who? im so confused on this whole thing..
potatoe_barf 13
Her mom called her(the girlfriend) and then she pressed loud speaker and the boyfriend heard what the gf's mom said to her. (Btw I'm sure this helps clear things up 7 years later)
Nataliegrl1516 0
maybe if you were smart enough to realize that her mom could have been saying "be back at 11" because that's when they would be back? all together? don't be so assuming.
Chelsee45 5
aw. that's terrible):
NinjaKeiLynn 3
Ouch, But hey there's more fishes in the sea. Uhh, im super curious though. Did you confront her and ask her where did she go? Did you dump her? If she did cheat on you then you can do WAY better
iknowimawesome 13
how do u know she's cheating on u? Mabye the moms talking about something the other commentor peeps wrote.
zoebi 0
ummm maybe she's planning a surprise for you... u have a birthday coming up OP?