Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sex workers unite!
Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML
Sussy
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Respect the hustle
Today, I found out, after months of being made to think I'm crazy, that my girlfriend has a complete online presence across 10+ cam/OnyFans/websites/Telegram, etc. It's my biggest trigger, my previous partner did the same on a much bigger scale. She denied it to the point of me moving out. FML
You sad man
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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RPGod 0
Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her
Maniac_fml 0
stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?
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MCart_fml 0
1-6, 8, 11 and 12. :)
supafly208 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ok so your girl plays DJ with your goodies in from of a camera and 50 year old married guys beat it to her video stream.... yea it's bothersome...but instead of leaving her... have some fun! make a little porno every now n then. It'd be so hot! and knowing that a bunch of weirdos are watching ya'll...makes it even hotter. oh and post the URL for sure..seems like everyone is asking for it :)
zach055 23
LINK
nfsdude0125 14
Chaturbate probs.
23lf 16
The majority of males watch ****, so If I'm wierd, I don't wanna be normal
Maniac_fml 0
stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?
saltypirate 0
Question is, why wouldn't they want the link to a website where a girl that may be hot masturbates in front of a webcam?
alliewillie 22
Perhaps because people are begging a guy who's obviously upset his girlfriend does it in the first place, for the link they can then go watch it on. Are all your fingers broken, and you can't google the 38595972627949 other girls willing to do it? I'm sure you'll find a website... Or million.
Eir_fml 1
lol @ Anonymous. Yes, she has probably been on 4chan. /b/tards probably know her.
Superflyshyguy 0
Shhhh!!!! Rules 1 and 2
jakob400 0
only apply to raids /b/tard
ejvlols 0
HOT send me urls
authorkid 2
r u lesbian?
collegegirl87 0
'14-lol' is probably a guy who has a pic of a girls butt for his profile. just guessing but could be wrong.
saltypirate 0
that's a nice butt though
Gio_fml 6
link please! :)
Ximmie 0
Thats so wrong! Get rid of her!
AmberBri 8
I like that dress for your picture! where's it from?!
MattChristensen 14
I see it as white and gold. Lol jk
Lizo_fml 0
dude, he's not sleeping with other people. man up. You're holding down a pornstar. Insecurity like this is not really helping your game. .....................and URL please!
RPGod 0
Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her
Lzees 0
that is awful :((( how sad