MysticSoup
Carthage, United States
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hello Nurse
El Macero, United States
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
New Ulm, United States
Been there, done that
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
wowthanks
Baldwin Park, United States
Out of place
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
The Doc
Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
hahatofunny
Pensacola, United States
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
Twiddle
Canada
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
This is going to hurt
Today, a nice doctor in his 40s asked me on a date and, despite the age difference, I was thinking about it… until my mom recognised him. He was the trainee doctor who helped me be born 22 years ago. FML
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thelittlem 15
professional boundaries. research it.
RichardPencil 32
Was he a psychiatrist? You sound crazy.
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Comments (29)
TumblrweedPasses 11
Well, yeah, he kinda had to get the nurse to That could really **** up his licence and career
AmbrosiaFan 19
Extremely unethical and inappropriate and hopefully you've already received the letter saying they will no longer see you as a patient.
bloopaloop 27
Oh well. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!
Kaylana_fml 31
Don't take it personally, OP. Speaking as the daughter of a medical doctor, doctors get asked out A LOT. But they are also the most heavily sued, so even being in the same room with someone who may be romantically interested without two other witnesses there with him/her (especially male doctors because of stigma) opens them up to all kinds of risk, even if your intentions were pure. The nurse was sent as a mediator.
KingAdrock 16
Not only would it be completely unethical for him to date you (as others have pointed out) but your post states that you're a guy. Do you even know whether or not he swings that way?
Gameoftheombosis 6
You're an adult. You know doctors can't date their patients. If you liked him so much you wouldn't have put him in that position to begin with.
Jonkbaby 23
it's against health professionals code of conduct to engage any romantic activity with a patient
MBDL 5
In all honesty, dating sucks, and so does this situation... Buuuut he IS your doctor and thats crossing lines. I think u might be watching too many movies. IRL u cannot do this ! Haha. Hope ur dating life gets better, and that u also get a new doctor..
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Today's diagnosis: Delusional for thinking the doctor/patient privilege extends that far...
OneWhoKnows 5
That’s super funny