Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
So special
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Post-it
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Celebrate!
Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
The old switcheroo
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Perfect day
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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Geiko_fml 0
Wow, what a ******* asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.
Freeze_fml 17
Then don't post a comment. ******* shit.
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Comments (191)
yuggi1 11
give him what he asked for and move on. life is full of jerks like him, ain't nothing you can do about it :(
TheDukeOfWriting 0
Wow I haven't laughed this hard at an FML in a while. Sorry op.
rileykins 0
ahaha.. err.. i mean, what a dick!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Shit, I almost forgot to give this OP her list of YDIs. YDI for dating someone with a birthday. YDI for even asking that question instead of waking him up w/ a BJ and a platter of sammiches.
TheDukeOfWriting 0
What about a BJ while eating pancakes with bacon in the morning?
Freeze_fml 17
LOL YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL.
mick3yx123x 0
as rude as that is, it's pretty creative
rlerke 0
hmmm homelessness you say?
RedInThaHead 0
asshole
christa953 12
what a dick
CAbullet_Caitlin 0
ouch..