Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
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Top comments
Ninjafriends 1
Free time doesn't automatically mean you've got a date. There's that whole attraction thing. That's what's tripping you up.
Scubadiver172001 0
Just because she's not busy tomorrow doesn't mean she is attracted to you OP....
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Comments (88)
DanielleSaysHell 0
That suckkss. Maybe that means you should get over herr.
yuggi1 11
YDI for thinking you're better than a clean home. This girl has her priorities straighten up. Rock on! :D
Lisa89 3
She doesn't like you back.. sorry, dude!
kmet16 0
this is not an FML this happens to a lot of people actually if this was an FML you would have a 100% of the world getting on here and wining about how there life sucks cuz they got declined for one dinner. get back on when she says yes and then when you go pick her up her mom comes to the door and says oh sorry honey she already left on a date with someone else. haha wow that definitely would be a FML let me know if it ever happens
morenita_chula 0
At least she was honest(:
hcovballer247 0
Well that cleaning must take a long time to do then
cul8r 4
It's actually quite rude to ask a girl what her plans are for a certain time. She needs to come up with a lie quickly if she doesn't want you to know what her real plans are. It would be way more tactful to just ask if she would like to go to dinner with you on that evening. This way, you've got your cards on the table, and she's not cornered and can decide freely about this without losing her face.
ergo_fml 13
I think people are missing a key point here... if your personality sucks so much that someone would rather CLEAN than hang out with you, then maybe YDI.
shannonreneee 11
Oh no, you were rejected. Cause nobody has ever been rejected before, hard life.
Callaber 0
ok so because a girl wasn't interested in you it's an FML. it's just something tht happens sometimes not FML worthy.