Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
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Ninjafriends 1
Free time doesn't automatically mean you've got a date. There's that whole attraction thing. That's what's tripping you up.
Scubadiver172001 0
Just because she's not busy tomorrow doesn't mean she is attracted to you OP....
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Comments (88)
Rainbowjumper0 12
Ouch. Forget her, you'll find someone who will appreciate you.
22cute 17
Why do guys set themselves up like that? Just freaking grow a pair & ask the girl out. That way she can make something up to save your feelings. Plus some girls would change their plans & go out if u just ASK. ydi
bonnie_vb8 5
u just kinda set urself up to get dissed...but it'll happen to everyone so don't feel bad. :)
cantdeleteaccount 2
get over it
aardvarkish 17
You remind me of the jackass who asked a girl he wanted to go out with how long it took her hair to dry so he could pick her up afterwards... but I won't name names...
EndangeredBarbie 0
sucks for you haaha . I still love you tho :)
wartorn_fml 0
that ain't an FML it's an awww shit. too bad move on to the next one and grow a pair junior! I was rejected loads of times. at least she didnt lie to you and say she would and not show up. suck it up bro.
prontopup20 0
that's when you say "let me rephrase that, bitch you're going to dinner with me!" it works everytime, trust me, I'm a doctor
guilanti 0
at least she was honest with you. it's not an fml at all when it's something that happens to people everyday. now if this is continuously happening to you then that just sucks on a whole other level
cheeriously 4
DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!