Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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jazlyn1986 0
what an idiot! punch him!
pariah13 0
you should kick his face in. that's sure to make you feel...somewhat better.
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Comments (101)
breyahna12397 0
yhur roomate is a dumb ass
FreddyLunch 0
Learn some grammar.
sadistmonkey 19
it could be a typo...don't tell me you've never made one
orph_the_d 5
Get the money you're owed in cash or find someone to anally assault him. That is some serious BS. He is lucky to have you as a roomate cuz I would have beat him with the nearest 2x4 on principal. HE prolly stole the stuff anyway. What a s**thead. FYL
omgtooweird 0
man u need to beat the shit outa him...wtf....uggg im disgusted by his stupidity
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for pisspoor grammar
Postlude 1
To be fair, I was giving him the benefit of the doubt because he could have just typo'd and left the "n" in "stolen" out. Though his comma that's combining two sentences at the beginning is really quite irritating..
HeatSeeker 0
wowww, he is a dumbass
bluej100 0
Seriously, take him to small claims court. That's a clear case of negligence.
kloof 0
Thanks 17. I thought I was the only one who noticed the grammar.
cali_bum 0
wow wat an idiot I would be hellla mad
Nakedsquirrel 5
clicked both cause you had the fukken nerve to say "were all stole"
Feverrotes 15
You guys are not getting it. OP probably said "stole" instead of "stolen" intentionally to make the FML post fit within the character limit.