Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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jazlyn1986 0
what an idiot! punch him!
pariah13 0
you should kick his face in. that's sure to make you feel...somewhat better.
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Comments (101)
figro58 2
YDI. for having an xbox
Queenfaria 12
You moron. Wait till you get burgled and lose all your belongings. Dumb ass. No one deserves to be burgled. Fyl OP.
escapenowx 0
wow we all get that he is clearly a dumbass, 50 people don't all need to say that, we get the point.
Jimboom 12
I feel your pain OP. My old flatmate came home drunk with some friends one time.. his key didn't seem to work the first few times he tried it so he just kicked in the door which I then had to repair the next day. Oh and I tried my key in that lock.. worked fine. Kick your flatmates arse or get a new flatmate.. thats the only way he is going to learn.
stuckinadessert 0
why do you live with a dumb ass?
Frenz 0
Were any of his things stolen? You should demand that he replace the stuff that was stolen because of his dumbassery.
uhohuscrewedup 0
how do you know that he didn't sell those foe money? shouldn't trust him, either he is a big dumbass or caniving
willwagnerBSC 0
"... were all stole" This says it all.
logieebearr 0
beat his ass what a dumbass..stupid people really piss me off so ya fyl!
CYNNER 0
not many people in tennessee have good grammar. ha ha. oh well. look on ebay and see if you can get some of that stuff for cheap
zxbcnv 0
learn how to type moron