Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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jazlyn1986 0
what an idiot! punch him!
pariah13 0
you should kick his face in. that's sure to make you feel...somewhat better.
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Comments (101)
unluckyalf 0
Oh man, if that were me, I would have just punched him right there! FYL indeed!
nonnymouse 0
Yeah, he needs to replace all the stuff that got stolen.
djbystedt 0
it's impossible for your roommate to have kicked in the door - if he forgot them inside he would have not locked the door - no need to kick it in - unless you wrote the fml wrong and he kicked it in after you locked it
kmfyr 0
You're kidding, right? I don't know about your doors, but the doors commonly in use in my area can be locked from the inside and the outside. It can also be locked from the inside and then closed as one is leaving, and the door would be locked. Keys only necessary when unlocking/locking from the outside. OP's friend could have just left the keys somewhere, twisted the knob to lock it, and then shut the door.
rishaa143 0
wht an effing idiot. fyl for having such an idiotic roommate.
Jb4ever792jb 0
wow sorry to hear about ur stuff being stolen...u should make your roommate pay cuz he's a dumbass for leaving the door open like that
Darkhumor 0
Report to cops. When they match the shoeprint to your roommates, reenact the family guy "Where's ma money, bitch" scene where stewie violently attacks brian.
3rw0n 0
yoo boxx this dude! that ain't cool
stillxsearching 3
"... and then my roommate paid me the thousands of dollars my stuff was worth plus extra for all the irreplaceable stuff on my laptop" seriously don't be a puss. demand what you deserve.
hrtstealer 0
I would have kicked in his face.
MomoPeach 0
You should've kick him right in the nuts.