Pfff
France
Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
so much pain...
Collegeville, United States
Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML
ThatEndedWell
Staten Island, United States
MMA FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
thatCanadianGuy7
Canada
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Stiny
United States
They call him Mighty Force
Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
getafucktoysomewhereelsedude
Toronto, Canada
It doesn't exist
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
sharpie2792
United States
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Anonymous
United States
Low blow
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
shenmas
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Anonymous
Give peace a chance
Today, I found out that my mom withdrew me from karate at the insistence of my my fucking stepdad, who's a wimpy sissy pacifist who is against violence. I was so close to getting my black belt. FML
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Easy_Target 0
Let me guess: You started it.
SeriousRetail91 0
# 8: agreed. No self respecting Judo kid would beat the shit out of someone in broad daylight over a girl.
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wrestler17 0
To number nine as much as I would like to agree with that statement and like to think myself kids who do the sports that I do are more respectful and honorable than people within other sports sadly there are those people out there and sadly this is a likely scenario, I would like to input however the one who can actually kick ass is the one who generally does not start the fight and tries to avoid it
jen_kay 0
Hilarious. I bet he got the girl, right?
redbluegreen 41
Arguing doesn't involve physical pain. I'm guessing you started it too.
squigglyshark 0
Play waterpolo, and you can beat the crap out of anyone you want.
gsx 0
Cmon, man up and learn how to fight. Or call ur mommy hahaha
starstrukk18 0
hahahahahah!
RockingRyan12 0
ROFL sucks to be you!
silly_kate 0
dude, tough break! lol, next time, pick a fight with someone WEAKER than you!!
Nacirema20 0
haha, aww... that sux... :-/ FYL.
tranman978 0
LOL. Im guessing youre the girl?