Miscellaneous: Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't... - FML

By Pfff - 11/12/2008 10:40 - France

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

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Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:51

Let me guess: You started it.

SeriousRetail91 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:39

# 8: agreed. No self respecting Judo kid would beat the shit out of someone in broad daylight over a girl.

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 15:38

Well that must have escalated quickly:)

worldclassrager 39

Friday 28 March 2014 21:51

It's best not to challenge things like that...just if you want her go for her...don't argue over ir

ilmanator 7

Thursday 19 June 2014 11:45

Tae Kwon Do anyone?

Shrekie_fml 23

Monday 2 February 2015 0:41

YDI for fighting over a woman.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 11 March 2015 3:54

Why are you fighting over a girl?

d3vil666 6

Friday 25 March 2016 8:39

Funny how all these martial artists are so eggar to hurt ppl like purposely getting into arguments just so they can use it it's like they get off by hurting ppl smh..........

Makifun 19

Saturday 2 July 2016 19:33

Is that you, Karate Kid?

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