Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
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Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
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Tarlachia 33
As an experienced father of a child whose mother had borderline hyperemesis gravidarum, I pity you and your husband. However trust me when I say it's all truly worth it in the end. My wife would agree. On a lighter note, tell your husband you're just preparing him for baby puke. ;)
pats2004 17
Being pregnant is really tough I'm sure he understands
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Comments (60)
LilMissCanadian 22
Kudos to your husband for comforting you. Just think about the lovely bundle if joy you will bring into this Earth. ❤
Thebluest1 16
Op your husband is awesome ?
Dawsonah 14
Lol. Crying over how much you were crying. Sorry. Fyl
corky1992 33
Hormones make you cry over the most ridiculous things lol.
Etweens96 25
You have a good husband. And congratulations on the pregnancy many blessings to you both!
emisara93 18
Being pregnant is a bitch. I'm 7 months and I STILL get morning sickness. :/ So I totally understand.
PsychicBulwark 4
Get it together, lady...being pregnant isn't a pass on becoming a psychotic mess.
Keiraquarium 12
Well... it kind of is. A human is literally growing inside her. It's not like she can help it.
corky1992 33
That's not something she can just control..you obviously don't know very much about pregnancy.
Jowisee 29
Being pregnant is most definitely a pass to being a psychotic mess. Have you never been around a pregnant woman? Or even the partner of one? Pregnancy isn't known for giving you mental stability!
wizardwill933 7
What a shock a woman wants attention then when she gets it she ***** everything up
Jadea_fml 12
You are a tremendous douchebag.
Keiraquarium 12
29- What the hell? She's pregnant. She's literally growing a human inside her. She's entitled to be emotional and to 'want attention' from her husband. She can't help it. That's probably what your mother was like when she was pregnant too. Kindly crawl back to your basement.
sayhisoph 26
I feel so bad for you ... But I laughed so much reading this. ❤️
heyLaddieHey 18
Good practice for when the baby pukes all over him for the next few years ;)
notzax 19
If he doesn't understand now then hopefully he will understand the sacrifices you made when he holds the bundle of joy!