Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
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Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
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Tarlachia 33
As an experienced father of a child whose mother had borderline hyperemesis gravidarum, I pity you and your husband. However trust me when I say it's all truly worth it in the end. My wife would agree. On a lighter note, tell your husband you're just preparing him for baby puke. ;)
pats2004 17
Being pregnant is really tough I'm sure he understands
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lexiale 10
None of that is your fault! it's hard being pregnant and your hormones are crazy!! Good luck with the pregnancy OP!
worldclassrager 41
A husbands comfort is all you need...he'll help you through this and be by your side through it all
Jowisee 29
Congratulations, hopefully he realised the lapful of vomit was nothing personal! You both better get used to a lot of puke, morning sickness is a bitch and there is a lot of baby sick in your future. Hopefully your bloke won't laugh at you when you puke like mine did!!
corky1992 33
I am pregnant with baby number 2 and with both pregnancies I only threw up once during each. I guess I'm lucky lol.
Jowisee 29
Very lucky!! I have a 6 month old girl and I was sick every morning without fail and some evenings too. Couldn't be around any cooking smells or it'd set me off!
KaidensCrow 18
man.. I lost over 30lbs because I threw up so much... I would even wake up out of a dead sleep at like. 3am to puke... it was awful. lol plus I would have gas build up in my stomach so much at times it felt like my ribs were going to crack. that made me throw up too. - -' ... but it was definitely worth it to have my gorgeous little man
corky1992 33
That sounds awful. :/ I know a girl who threw up until the day she had her son. I had a lot of nausea with my current pregnancy and I thought that was bad lol.
vorspiel 17
I'm sure he understands that your hormones are going mad! Your body will start regulating soon and then you both can look forward to your lovely baby arriving!
limitedition 25
Congrats On your pregnancy OP. I'm dying to know what hubby said/did after you threw up on him. This could definitely be an FML moment for him too. Don't sweat the gross moments OP, motherhood is the best.
olpally 33
Ahhhh the hardships of pregnancy. I'm sure your husband understands.
lovelockdown23 23
Congrats! It will get better. Its truly a very wonderful experience.
corky1992 33
Unfortunately your hormones could make you emotional through the whole thing. I was that way with my first. Hopefully it'll get better for you! And hopefully he was understanding about you throwing up on him.
404wan 19
At least you have an amazing husband who supports you in those times :)
Kittyphysics 21
congrats op! pregnancy is beautiful. and chaotic. try to get some rest, and don't beat yourself up. hormones suck.
KaidensCrow 18
Lol pregnancy is