Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
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Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
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Tarlachia 33
As an experienced father of a child whose mother had borderline hyperemesis gravidarum, I pity you and your husband. However trust me when I say it's all truly worth it in the end. My wife would agree. On a lighter note, tell your husband you're just preparing him for baby puke. ;)
pats2004 17
Being pregnant is really tough I'm sure he understands
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Comments (60)
jtsmommy 11
Don't worry, dear, it does get better. Good luck with your baby!
valouette_fml 11
Next FML: Today, while trying to comfort my sobbing, pregnant and hormonal wife, I got covered in not tears - but vomit.
Zaketh2112 10
Hopefully he just upchuckled about it
chaseafterwind82 29
Aw, that sucks! Often the nausea and vomiting die down after the first 3 months, hopefully it does with you OP. :-)
iadtgrad07 6
At least you're pregnant. I wish I could have kids ?
vikky538 29
You will get over at 5 th month
ThongWarrior 17
Its a funny story to tell your kids one day!
lvegadelgado_6 11
Sorry to hear that
Mandybruin 15
And now he's ready to be a dad. :D Congrats OP! :-)
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
you should have adopted or hired a surrogate mother