Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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Top comments
rosha267 21
Your pregnant! What's his excuse?
SkoomaKi 28
Oh never insult a woman, especially if she's pregnant... OP give him hell.
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Comments (177)
vitk 3
overreaaction.....
klovemachine 24
Doesn't matter had sex :D
g4m30v3r 11
I fear for that guy
shawnaishere 14
There is no right way of telling a woman she's fat. Not even when she's pregnant and suppose to be fat.
GripItRight 10
Get Pissed! Who calls a person a "fat pig?" - IDIOTS do! He'll say, "Why aré you upset? I just called you a fat pig!" daaaaa...
unagi_fml 9
"YOU MADE ME THIS WAY!!"
armystrong88 1
What a ******* asshole smack him across the head.
stevenmx86 8
I'm not saying he was right to say it but maybe he thought you meant you felt fat? Still a moronic response on his part but maybe that makes sense as a response in that case at least.
schomes 0
Get a sense of humor dont be such a bitch!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh good, call your wife a pig and see if it was for humour or not. Dumbass...
mycatsaysmeow 7
This has nothing to do with her size. She joked that she feels like a cow because she is producing milk. That's why she is insulted that he called her fat, even jokingly. He probably misinterpreted it as a fat joke and made his own, since a fat pig is still smaller than a cow, and that would explain why he doesn't get it. You should still never call a pregnant woman 'fat' though.