Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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Top comments
rosha267 21
Your pregnant! What's his excuse?
SkoomaKi 28
Oh never insult a woman, especially if she's pregnant... OP give him hell.
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Comments (177)
maxamus951852 3
Lol OP, you're pregnant. I'm pretty dure you look like a fat pig right now since every pregnant woman looks like a fat pig. Quit being so ******* sensitive.
Argenisjose 9
What a jerk.
jnaust 8
Clearly you had no idea why he was upset. See how that swings both ways? He's probably been sulking for days and all you can talk about is leaking ****. But fat pig is a bit harsh.
i_hate_cats 3
U were sort if Were fishing for a complement
claudzzzz 5
two words, DUMB-ASS!
Duojet 2
Why is everyone assuming she felt fat and that it was okay to call her a pig? She said it after she discovered she was lactating... Boobs=utters... Milk=...milk
Duojet 2
94- what is the first animal you think of when talking about milking something?
princess151617 4
That's when u kick him in the balls and walk into a different room and when he asks what happens look at like like * what did I do ? *
brill33 7
Well, I think he's just trying to be nice and failed
kiss_1214 17
Well too be fair you ARE preggers......