Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
50 shades of seriousness
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Bad year
Today, after a shitty year in which I got pregnant, a miscarriage happened, then my boyfriend turned into more of asshole, which I thought it was part of the miscarriage so I stayed with him, but he kept blaming me so I broke up with him. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Sounds like a catch
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Great timing
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
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Doortje 30
He should've thought about that before he stuck his dick into you.
marmlr339 14
FYL. make him pay child suppoty
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Comments (179)
stephy209 0
Don't tell her to get an abortion, she chose to have sex. Therefore she must take all responsiblity that comes with it. Abortion is wrong. If you're mature enough to have sex, then you must prepare for what might come of it. STD, or being prego.
MRGN_fml 0
Sorry, but I already did.
SPN_lover666 27
Take care of your own uterus. It is none of your business what another woman does with hers. Don't like abortion? Don't get one.
Namenlos_fml 20
Go after him for child support! That'll show him what he gets for walking out on his soon-to-be-kid and its soon-to-be-mother.
CiaraLovesYouu 0
I would throw a ******* high heel at his face. Knock you up and leave you? What are you gonna do now? Punch him on his balls.
cursesonyourmom 1
assuming its his. make him pay child support. if he won't on his own, sue him for it. like it or not, he's in something serious now and for the rest of his life. Judging from his reaction you wouldn't want to keep dating him, let alone get married. He is however financially responsible for his actions. it takes 2 ya know. I'm not a pro-life fanatic, but i do think that if you are having sex, you need to accept the fact that you can get preggers,even with protection. abortion is not birth control. if you cant afford to raise the kid yourself. consider adoption. otherwise seek government help.
onlytruth 0
He probably means exactly that. Be responsible. If you think your life is effed, then get an abortion. Get over it and don't be such a stupid easy lay next time.
Denz_fml 0
Is it his?
dansco 25
What a c0ck! :(
Illyssa_fml 4
Well, If he doesn't wanna be stuck in anything too serious he should wear a condom..What a jerk.
MRGN_fml 0
Get an abortion. It's better than being stuck with a kid for eighteen years, as a single mother.
That_helped 4
YDI for getting yourself pregnant
amisenho 11
Holy crap! Parthenogenesis is possible in **** sapiens now? Man, the things you learn.