Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
50 shades of seriousness
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Bad year
Today, after a shitty year in which I got pregnant, a miscarriage happened, then my boyfriend turned into more of asshole, which I thought it was part of the miscarriage so I stayed with him, but he kept blaming me so I broke up with him. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Sounds like a catch
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Great timing
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
He should've thought about that before he stuck his dick into you.
marmlr339 14
FYL. make him pay child suppoty
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Comments (179)
TheZarola 10
YDI. If you're so stupid that you get pregnant before marriage, then you shouldn't be having sex at all.
boopityboppity 11
... An excellent question. Has your girlfriend done this to you, then?
sweet_princess 0
wat a loser
snickerpuss 9
Don't want to use contraception ? Anal sex is the answer. Otherwise... YDI for being pregnant, YDI for being single.
Goddess_Rummy 13
Should have kept your legs closed or used protection, silly girl. YDI
nerdsgetmehot 23
#103 It doesn't necessarily mean she didn't use protection. Contraception isn't 100% effective.
Alex201 0
YDI for having premartial sex
levin1983 0
never hear about condoms? birthcontrol? abortion? you deserve it.
medicranger 1
did you stop taking birth control without telling him? if so, I feel for the guy.
fakEwOrLD 0
hey at least you can get child support
iTVrobot 0
I wonder what your parents will think