Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
50 shades of seriousness
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Bad year
Today, after a shitty year in which I got pregnant, a miscarriage happened, then my boyfriend turned into more of asshole, which I thought it was part of the miscarriage so I stayed with him, but he kept blaming me so I broke up with him. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Sounds like a catch
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Great timing
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
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Doortje 30
He should've thought about that before he stuck his dick into you.
marmlr339 14
FYL. make him pay child suppoty
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theonlysweetpea 10
I can't even say what I'd do to him. But he would never be around my kid
shutterbug78 3
Sex has that effect. Nothing in this like is ever a guarantee. You played with fire and got burned - move on.
phoenix6 0
i can,t even say f your life but definately **** his sucktacular ass life!
Wazilla 0
If there's anything my school's sex ed has taught me anything its: Condoms never work, if she says she on the pill shes lying, and if she is willing to have sex shes done it before and has a baby.
nerdsgetmehot 23
For anyone saying "You should have used contraception", sometimes contraception fails. It's really not that difficult of a concept to wrap your head around.
boopityboppity 11
'Ow dat 'appen?
cocobarracuda_fml 0
I can't deduce if you deserve it or are getting a real FML... If you had talked with him about your relationship, the possibility of having a family and so on, well, either he already explained to you that he didn't want all that and you are a moron, or he lied and deceived you and he's a bastard. But if you hadn't talked with him about child-bearing, you are definitely an idiot. Now, you can sue him to obtain child support, you can look for another father for your child (not as a good idea as it sounds, believe me), you can get an abortion, you can make your child adopted, you can manage on your own to raise them... Finally you merely don't fit the stereotype of "dad / mom / marriage / etc.", that's not so rare... Good luck to you anyway. N.B. : Marriage doesn't deter fathers (or, much more rarely, mothers) from abandoning their families, including children, or from refusing to have the said children, even at the last moment... It'd be a truly naïve belief to think on the contrary !
kile88 2
get him to pay for an abortion.
iHaveADream_ 0
wow what a fag. I live in Alberta too ;D
Sammara 0
YDI. Pregnancy prevention isn't rocket science.
dollfaceeRAWRR 0
it will be serious when he pays child support