Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
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oh_dee 0
so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....
doodlebug93 0
that sucks. i would leave.
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Cjraven606 0
I can understand their roof their rules when you should be home, I can even get telling you that your not allowed out for a week cause you missed curfew but no phone, tv, computer ect that is stupid what are you four come on. that is beyond moronic most 18 year oldsters I know need more than ten moms on the computer just to do home work.
nieska18 0
ok well, from my experience if parents are being that crazy strict over a few mins, then that person did something really bad or whatever that they dont trust him. just be real good for a while, come home on time or whatever for a while and they should eaze up if your ever late again. but if this is just the way they are, well its time to bear it and finish school or whatever, get the most that your can out of living with your parents. and move out. it doesnt matter if your 18. you cant do what ever you want just cause you turned the special number of 18. to your parents and even to you your the same person. im sure you didnt feel 100% different the second you turned 18. its fricken social stigma and what you hear from your friends that im 18, i can do whatever i want. sure. say that to your mom.
tmanapoo 0
Why don't you grow a pair and tell your parents ti go **** themselves!
MattKillgannon 0
You spent the ten minutes wisely.
seinouye 0
ur 18 and still have a curfew??? ummm... get out, get out now!!!
kevint9911 15
haha, some one need to get a live and move out
qwertification 0
lol at 18 id probably have no curfew but if i do probably because the increased gangsters here (BULLSHIT) jump out the window as long as the drop aint too high or put a ladder if youre like 2nd or 3rd floor do it just dont get caught
Jakojan 4
O.o ive had a 1 AM curfew since i was 12...
ejprice 0
if my mama took my phone I would hit her literally. it wouldn't be the first time. anyway, you will either be in college soon which is awesome or you are already there and living at home. if you're living at home and commuting to school you need to live on campus next year. but I think you're still in highschool so bear with the rules and when college comes all will be ok
Tapdivaaa 0
time to move the **** out