Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
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oh_dee 0
so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....
doodlebug93 0
that sucks. i would leave.
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_bbybustitopen 9
I got my phone taken away for a month because i couldn't find a job. I was 18 AND paying the bill. i feel some of your pain !
still_guns 16
I feel your pain OP. My stepfather took my only lightbulb away because I was in bed at 22:35 instead of 22:30. Then he proceeded to lie and say I was still up at 22:50... I understandably hate him.
gators1995 30
I never had a curfew in my life and I am 18 to. But FYL.
Baajuju 10
If your still in school and your parents pay for everything... shut your bitch trap. granted your punishment was over kill but your age has nothing to do with this if your still freeloading on your parents.
WingedLovely27 20
The way I see it, YDI for not standing up for yourself, rather than missing curfew. Don't get me wrong--parents should be respected, but this is ******* ridiculous. So, also...FYL.
bighood24 17
quit whining, if they are that overbearing and strict, get a job, save money and move out
Cemetery87 10
don't like the rules of the house then move out and make your own.
CoriCat 25
Move out.
Malaki691 15
Sounds like my parents
ilanie04 16
Dude your parents suck. I'm 11 and my curfew is at 11:50 Get out now!