Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
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oh_dee 0
so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....
doodlebug93 0
that sucks. i would leave.
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Comments (355)
baileybug93 0
I have it the same way here:( I'm sorry for you, it truly sucks. I'm considered late if I pull in the drive way at exactly the time I'm supposed to be back.
sadlyliving 0
Wow, u must have seriously bad strict parents. I feel so sorry for you
haniam16 6
just leave. they cant tell you what to do, your 18.
Fountainel 0
I'm 18 and I get to go out as long as I want. Winning.
bmthfan16 0
move the **** out!!
chels1994 11
time to move away, buddy
Zataria_kugi 2
I'm in the exact same boat, hun, except I'm 19 about to be 20. Take my advice? Move out without telling them lol My 20th birthday to myself is moving into my own house.
Zataria_kugi 2
I'm in the exact same boat, hun, except I'm 19 about to be 20. Take my advice? Move out without telling them lol My 20th birthday to myself is moving into my own house.
esums1892 5
I'm in the same circumstances. Except, I was three minutes late. I can only get on my phone apps. Oh well. Might as well be optimistic
rhenerlau 17
18...and still have a curfew? Time to remind your parents that you are an adult in the eyes of the law. Maybe you need to move out