Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
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Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, after I accidentally put my headphones through the washing machine and then drying them out, they somehow still worked, but only in one ear. I was about to accept my fate when the other side suddenly started playing audio at full volume during a quiet train ride. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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feelslikeanoose 0
Oh right because everything in high school completely MATTERS.
lemonkid44 0
haha so what? you're in control, just be like "hell yeah i listen to celine dion, so what?". no matter what they say it doesn't matter
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graycee7 0
That is sad. I do agree with everyone who is telling you that you shouldn't care about what people think about you. Because you shouldn't. But i know that doesn't make it any easier.
tendollabill 0
I'm thinking this is a lie...."full volume"? Then it wouldn't matter if you unplugged it because they'd probably hear it anyways with it at "full volume".
Tyler_Durden_fml 0
yeah, what's wrong with that. I'm a boxer/wrestler/judoka and my favorite movie is Titanic. what' the big deal
Panda_a 0
Its not a big deal. I love Celine Dion. Something similar happened to me. It'll blow over
superdood56 0
pshhh dood get a grip. i play football basketball and track and field and i'm 6'3 220 lbs and i get pumped off of madonna's song like a prayer. it's no biggie. if i knew you i'd prob respect you more.
yuyo_fml 0
lmaoooooooooooooooo i feel bad for you bro
carlos_oac 0
Man, you shouldn't care about assholes. Me for exemple, I listen to punk rock since always, still i love to listen terrible things like RICK ASTLEY!
Do_The_Panic 0
Haha that is hysterical.
Squantiago 0
I'm willing to bet you're not the captain of the football team.
chouxpastryheart 0
Even football captains need some inspiration some time. yay, you! set some precedent!