Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, after I accidentally put my headphones through the washing machine and then drying them out, they somehow still worked, but only in one ear. I was about to accept my fate when the other side suddenly started playing audio at full volume during a quiet train ride. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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feelslikeanoose 0
Oh right because everything in high school completely MATTERS.
lemonkid44 0
haha so what? you're in control, just be like "hell yeah i listen to celine dion, so what?". no matter what they say it doesn't matter
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Comments (98)
XxGivesMEhellxX 0
FAIL and lmfao #16
summer66_fml 0
HAHAHAHA
writerxforever 0
ROFL niicce =]
UoCBearCat09 0
Shrug At Buckeye Boy State camp couple years ago every morning we'd be waken up by music... I woke up early and was in the showers and Its raining men started playing shrug. first we hated it then we mamboed around BGSU ghetto blasting it =p
the_crooner 0
well, it's ok to be gay man. i know plenty of jocks who are.
semester2 0
that's something a gay person would do fyi.
dastump42 0
so what im captian of mine and my ipods worse than a girls and everyone knows it
indomitable9 0
Not anymore Ur not haha :)
MadeOfAwesome 1
Your life will go on, just like your heart xP
BadLuckTuck 0
If any of your teammates heard that, you'd be ALLLLL BYYYYYY YOURSEEEEEEEEELF~