Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, after I accidentally put my headphones through the washing machine and then drying them out, they somehow still worked, but only in one ear. I was about to accept my fate when the other side suddenly started playing audio at full volume during a quiet train ride. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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feelslikeanoose 0
Oh right because everything in high school completely MATTERS.
lemonkid44 0
haha so what? you're in control, just be like "hell yeah i listen to celine dion, so what?". no matter what they say it doesn't matter
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Comments (98)
serious_business 0
It's okay. You're a high school football team captain. As soon as you graduate, life's gonna go downhill anyway. It just happened a little earlier for you. Sorry bro.
erikmarkus 0
Threadjack!!!!
Owl1238 1
agreed
ThatBrownChick 0
HAHAHAHAHA that's funny. :)
Popsiclese 0
YDI for listening to Celine dion
xiShawnx 0
Lmfao Celine Dion is amazinggg!!(:
Loosechange 0
This seems like bull crap not the part about Celine Dion but the part where you said you were the captain of the football team. I think it is just you do not have a life so you try to make people think you are cool on the internet by telling them you are cool and that you failed when really you are probably some weird kid that practically lives in the library that failed.
Brendan3693 0
that action has reached NEW LEVELS of suckishness. I pity you dude...
llamalover96 0
hahaa best place to work is the library :) crap like this happens ALL tge time
dacman48 0
tl:dr