Boneo and Juliet
Amherst, United States
Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Proof-Reader
United States
Nice try
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
in big trouble
Sydney, Australia
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
kingmetal42
France
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Anonymous
United States
I'm a weirdoooooo
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
tinypenis
Jamaica, United States
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Anonymous
Freudian slip
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Dead
Toronto, Canada
Poopy
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
SHUT UPPPPP
The more you know
Today, my man learned that "boner" used to mean "mistake." Now he won't stop referring to every mistake someone makes as a "boner", laughing like a hyena every single time. FML
randomgirl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Been there, done that
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
momaaa1342
Elmwood, United States
Just a prank, again
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Top comments
BlackFames 16
Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.
hotheadslav 17
Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!
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Comments (90)
thenaff 4
Why is boner in your predictive text? Are we omitting details OP?
lissabobissa 18
Love the username :) haha. and mistakes happen! I'm sure you made her laugh.
davincidasecond 24
Long-dick style?
jqmalang 17
oh that's funny, I'm sorry for your mistake though.
jkjorn 18
If she texted back " NTTAWWT ", you've got a keeper.
shadowguard 4
It sounds like you are the bone, my friend.
kkrivicky 6
Just moderated another FML that said "the guy I like just sent me a text saying 'i choked on a boner' should a I be worried?" Soooo.... maybe, just maybe, you should ask this girl out ;) or auto correct is really just screwing us haha
dylan913 13
How does that make it any better ??
tarlax 11
Are you like 90% Neanderthal or something?
Cass_A_Frass 9
That must have been awkward... Did you explain to her how it's bone not boner? If you haven't then it will make it quite a bit worse than it could be.
soffipoffi 8
Ice breaker