Boneo and Juliet
Amherst, United States
Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Proof-Reader
United States
Nice try
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
in big trouble
Sydney, Australia
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
kingmetal42
France
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Anonymous
United States
I'm a weirdoooooo
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
tinypenis
Jamaica, United States
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Anonymous
Freudian slip
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Dead
Toronto, Canada
Poopy
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
SHUT UPPPPP
The more you know
Today, my man learned that "boner" used to mean "mistake." Now he won't stop referring to every mistake someone makes as a "boner", laughing like a hyena every single time. FML
randomgirl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Been there, done that
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
momaaa1342
Elmwood, United States
Just a prank, again
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Top comments
BlackFames 16
Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.
hotheadslav 17
Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!
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Comments (90)
LycanGod 27
sucks to be you biiig time
Hop6e 22
Hmm. Well. This could go in one of several ways, either; she'll think you're crazy and never talk to you again. Or stay your friend and tease you non-stop or she'll laugh and never mention it again. Good luck.
kenken5 16
I ATE THE BONES!!!
thereheis 7
what the hell kind of pick up line is "I choked on a bone" ??
thereheis 7
what the hell kind of pick up line is " I choked on a bone " ??
tarlax 11
Smh. Just delete your account.
ChristinePi 36
Hey maybe autocorrect is trying to help you get with her using humor!
Xobubblyxo 23
If u say so...
Sansa_fml 38
Damn you autocorrect! She'll probably understand. ;)
mds9986 24
*bone There. Problem solved. Don't know why you didn't just do that.
mds9986 24
Says the person bitching about something. Lol. Also, I don't see the problem if he corrected it. Obviously she would know what he meant when it was corrected, probably even laugh about it.
johncanact 13
Gotta hit her with that reverse psychology