Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ouch!
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
BudmaudeY
Sweden
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
LostInSunday
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Fight! Fight!
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Ouch
Steele, United States
How on Earth…?
Today, I cut my finger trying to open a door. Yes, I am just as confused as you are. FML
Break A Leg
You're grounded!
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
I don't know my strength
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
FistFighter
United States
Night fight
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
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haw008 14
How does that even happen?
Rachel1987 4
Lose weight? That's really gross.
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Comments (212)
Irchell 17
I just threw up a bit.
hatesfate 6
Did you spit or swallow?
SnowWitney 17
A little bit of both.
LoneStarTexan 6
Maybe a treadmill could be the solution to this problem? Or maybe be more careful when slamming doors?
Courtney_Sanders 6
What would a treadmill do for arm fat? Maybe do a few curls or bench press. Or get a shake weight! They're fun :)
LoneStarTexan 6
Just saying...any exercise would help in this situation, Push ups, Running, Walking, Weight lifting, etc. etc. would help...
CaptainPickles72 18
#21- Maybe use the treadmill with your hands? Now that would be interesting to see!
TexasMud 8
Any physical activity can cause weight lose, and bench press is overrated. A pair of dumbells will work you wonders. shake-weights are probably one of the most entertaining/amusing "activities."
The_Weirdo 10
Thread mills will help, as long as it's not the only thing you are doing.
transilvanianson 3
That's hilarious xD
DontClickOnMe 28
You must have a really long and saggy arm flab......
stevenJB 25
Like a fat blue Brittany spears. And BIG FALBBY GRANDMA ARMS! Come here you! First one to say where this is from gets a cookie :3
stevenJB 25
Flabby* XD
CaptainPickles72 18
I was imagining that she had something that looked like Dumbo's ears under her arms!
VoteForTaco 8
34- is it 'Epic the movie' or 'Disaster movie' ?? I realy want the cookie :)
linkinpark98 24
34 - It's the Epic Movie! :D Now where's my cookie biotch.
flockz 20
doors tend to enjoy the fat ones first.
asselhoff 5
Haha 40 FYLs and 40 YDIs
lolyeahthatsme 11
Well this isn't a good comment.
TheDrifter 24
Was it the car door? If not, having enough blubber that you lose track of it in open spaces is unacceptable.
DocBastard 40
For some reason, I'm seeing OP as someone who has lost a lot of weight and has excess skin hanging off her arms. If that's the case, talk to a plastic surgeon about a brachioplasty. Your arms (and your doors) will thank you.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
and your friends will too, haha
mama2b3 20
Are you okay op!? You need to arm yourself against the dangers in your own home. That sounds so painful, I'm 'flab'bergasted that anyone would give this a YDI!
KUfan123 3
Oh my gosh the puns! So many puns ahahaha!
GrannyPanties101 0
I think this is your sign, OP.