Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
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Top comments
Jakojan 4
i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage
ImaginaryFoe 1
Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.
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Comments (118)
auto_da_fe 2
Guillotine*
rickylucky 0
you found her back in the cage right?
DanielBrendle93 0
FYL your from Ireland.
mola_mola 3
hoi ya **** i'll have ya know that ireland is a quite fantastic place
TungstenLildog 10
Your dad is a jerk for setting up killer mouse traps when someone has a pet rodent. There are other types of mouse traps that don't kill.
BayyBayy15 0
In yo Pants!!?;DD
BayyBayy15 0
In yo Pants!!?;DD
Taina2403 0
mousetrap!
FatMan23 10
having sex with you when you woke up?
Brialuvsu 7
what?? you killed a poor, little, defenseless hammy? i have a hammy and if you did that to my hamster, i'd hurt you. you're sister must be pissed.
SomeAnonymousBro 4
IN THE KITCHEN!!