Crog
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Evelyn
United States
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Diana
United States
Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
i'm not paid enough for this shit (and piss)
Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
kellb123
United States
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Anonymous
Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
future teacher
Fernando De La Mora, Paraguay
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
trashcanned
United States
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
ashamedklutz
Dunfermline, United Kingdom
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
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lazorzpewpew 0
KICK THE BABY!
lesp 6
"Be good for nap time unless you want to end up like Johnny did." "You said that was an accident Mrs. OP." "Yeah, but 'accidents' happen all the time Stevie. . ."
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Comments (53)
Nsc 0
The only way to "accidentally" kick a child down the stairs involves a LOT of malfunctioning brain processes.
krissie23 0
Thats the funniest thing i have heard in ages XD
xsydbabyx 0
How do you accidentally kick a CHILD down stairs? I mean, maybe if you confused them with a soccer ball. Or did it purposely. Purposely would make you cooler :D
QTip824 0
This made me laugh so hard, I almost cried.
iamdrice21 0
hahahahhahahahahahhahahah lmfao #8
sunchips_rock 4
hahahahaha
mikitiki123 0
how do you accidently kick a child down the stairs? YDI
MetalCraze 11
you ppl are sick
jonhyappleseed 0
U are such and idiot! Ydi!
lesp 6
"Be good for nap time unless you want to end up like Johnny did." "You said that was an accident Mrs. OP." "Yeah, but 'accidents' happen all the time Stevie. . ."
parajax82 0
I might need to worship you, for that amount of win can only be possessed by a deity.