Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
Today, I tried to open a door with a dramatic kick, like in the movies. The door didn’t budge, but my shoe flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
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qwaszxwesdxc 0
Blood on ur face, You big disgrace, Kickin ur can all over the face
thekimberlypan 1
At least you're not a complete ass? Small victories.
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Comments (94)
NashyzzleTheN 10
Hm.. He's gonna have some explaining to do to the cops. These days they're EVERYWHERE.
kirrra 11
this FML just made me laugh out loud lying in bed by myself.
lizzienderek 4
ROTFL... Total and complete fail, until he hit your head... Fyl gosh we are surrounded by immatures
Ujelly7410 7
It's Kay I got hit with a football today.
downtime 13
It hit his shoe...an apology was hardly necessary unless it was a full can.
Easybreezy1 0
Ikr??? That story was just too funny!!
wardo 4
Bitch
daydreamer244 13
Lol guys and their shoes....
MizCherryBlossom 15
Did you apologize? I'm guessing he wouldn't have attacked you if you said sorry.
katwoman9 3
Fake! I saw this story years ago. :(