Anonymous
Roxboro, United States
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ssnickel
United States
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
anonymiss
Canada
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
CatLitterLover
United States
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
catbum
Regina, Canada
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
MoncaBang
United States
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Megan Snair
Wake up Boo
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
ilovecharliesheen
Phoenix, United States
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
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XxPojoxX 17
At least your cat won't get pregnant. Lol you should prolly take your cat to the vet
askullnamedbilly 33
I guess now it's time for you to find out if birth control pills are poisonous to cats.
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captaindinosaur 6
The cat will be 100% fine - the amount of oestrogen/progesterone in a human birth control pill will do nothing (yes, I'm a vet)
Witchylady 18
I hope you took your cat to the vet immediately. It could make your cat sick. It's unusual for cats to eat things like that. They usually have more refined taste buds
CTeden 7
Don't get worried too much. In my experience with cats, they hate pills so there's a chance your cat just spat it back out again because it's dry and unpleasant. And based on a quick Google search there's nothing poisonous to cats in birth control pills. But to be on the safe side maybe take your kitty to a vet?
rogue1997 2
My cat will eat anything you drop on the floor. I don't think it will hurt her, but I'd at least call your vet, oh and use condoms!
RA91 26
(Curious face) I wonder if it'll have any serious side effects...
stevenbro 6
Anytime a cat is involved, it's an automatic YDI from me.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Birth control pills aren't an IUD. You're not supposed to put them in your pussy.
sousaphonist 14
Vet. Now!
writerchic85 26
Is the cat okay?
phantomxbg 17
Lol you deserve it