Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Wake up Boo
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
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XxPojoxX 17
At least your cat won't get pregnant. Lol you should prolly take your cat to the vet
askullnamedbilly 33
I guess now it's time for you to find out if birth control pills are poisonous to cats.
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Comments (65)
militarybrat 21
Depending on what kind of pill you are taking you can miss up to two and be protected. Check the insert to see.
laden_swallow09 35
It's okay. It's just the one pill, right? Just take another pill tomorrow like normal. Don't take two to compensate for the one you lost; that'll do more harm than good.
DoomedGemini 38
From my understanding even missing one day of the pill means you shouldn't have sex for a while. It's important to take EVERY day.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Actually it shouldnt really affect you if you miss one pill, just take your pill the next day as you usually would and everything should be fine, trust me I work in a pharmacy
mikbrooke 25
if you miss one day of the pill, its fine. if you're worried, use condoms. if you just forget to take it, you take it the next day with the other one, & it'll do you absolutely no harm.
JackDupp 11
Well at least one pussy is ready for some action
Sansational_ 18
Free spaying!
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
As a fellow pharmacy technician I can tell u that missing one pill wont do anything, just take ur pill the next day and ull be completely fine, no worries
pntgirl95 14
I used to forget to take mine two days in a row, back when I first started taking it. I'd always keep the extra in fear of a situation like this.
convive 23
pussy gets what it wants
noparlpf 13
I hope you called poison control and your vet.
YesIamjudgingU 4
Well, only have to worry about one pussy, now...
Berber260 14
Why on earth would a cat eat a birth control pill..