Anonymous
Roxboro, United States
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ssnickel
United States
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
anonymiss
Canada
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
CatLitterLover
United States
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
catbum
Regina, Canada
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
MoncaBang
United States
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Megan Snair
Wake up Boo
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
ilovecharliesheen
Phoenix, United States
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
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XxPojoxX 17
At least your cat won't get pregnant. Lol you should prolly take your cat to the vet
askullnamedbilly 33
I guess now it's time for you to find out if birth control pills are poisonous to cats.
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Comments (65)
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Let us know how it turns out OP!
youdontsay123456 21
If your birth control is with added extra estrogen, then take your cat to the vet. As for you, continue onto the next pill. It may be annoying, I've dropped many of times my pill down the drain
TheySaidWhat 9
You both take the 'don't litter' thing very seriously, dontcha?
GabbyPLluch88 13
Lovely kitties know best!
shithappensr8 9
hows your cat?
cm0112 11
Call the vet. I know they have a list of pills at my bet that are dangerous to animals. Call them to make sure your cat is okay.
kowsee 22
Safe sex...
jake2226969 4
birth control in your pussy good to go
NotCollegeBound 17
Next time, take your pill in the bathroom with the door closed. It's a good habit to learn for any pet owner or parent, especially if the need for more dangerous pills arises.
lysx84 24
Good tip. I keep mine with my toothbrush, more to remind me rather than it being stolen though!
moodyreallyrocks 27
Definately call the vet.