Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, at my new retail job, I accidentally referred to white tank tops as, "Wife beaters." That's what I thought they were actually called, until my boss had to correct me. FML
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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fatnesspig 7
Bad luck babe.
DontForgetMe4 0
" Hey Babes! How are you dolls today?" I hate people who speak that way! Can't you just have laughed it off as an accident?
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Comments (70)
Dcm210 19
do that with everybody for a day and stop after today. problem solved.
Reality_bites 14
Personally I think by going out calling everyone babe you're just bringing attention to your slip up. Next time you make a slip up, just laugh and let it go.
miZscrZee 0
HAHAHAHA! Awwhh..that's too cute&&funny.
goodgirlxgonebad 3
It's an accident... That's stupid. I called my mom baby once (actually a few times, happens when you have a bf for 3 years, and you call each other that all the time) laugh it off and call it a mistake? It's really nbd
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lol don't worry about it ^_^. I call all my friends "hun" or "sexxii"...regardless of gender. We just don't give a **** ;D
Awsumuzzie 12
How do you pronounce "sexxii" differently from sexy? How would they know the difference?
Llama_Face89 34
I kinda despise you for saying "sexxii" but then saying "regardless" rather than "irregardless" makes up for it.
IndigoAcrylic 9
70- Welll to pronouce "Sexxii" it sounds like "Secksssseee" wheras "Sexy" just sounds like "Secksee". So ya there is a huge difference and yes, my friend's notice. ^_^
hateevryone 15
you don't have to do that. just apologize for saying that.
Poetaster 10
Wasn't babe the name of that pig....?
Baytheshark 14
Just say sorry was thinking about my boyfriend...
Sniper3000 0
Sorry babe
jovanmoney 0
its ok babe.....lmao