Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, at my new retail job, I accidentally referred to white tank tops as, "Wife beaters." That's what I thought they were actually called, until my boss had to correct me. FML
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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fatnesspig 7
Bad luck babe.
DontForgetMe4 0
" Hey Babes! How are you dolls today?" I hate people who speak that way! Can't you just have laughed it off as an accident?
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Comments (70)
DooleyFTW 17
Alternatively you could just admit you don't really say that?
amandavf1 0
If he knows he's cute, he prob won't care that you called him babe. So don't look stupid at work, tell him the truth. Alright babe?
Stallion91 6
Ey babe, you're fired
brujitha 3
Dang that must really suck babe .. Lol >.< make the best out of it
XavierMedina 0
You messed up babe.
Stoneyyay 5
babe, ydi. lol i call ppl hunny/hun, sunshine and a few others at work, its all in fun however.
Schizomaniac 24
If I read another comment that is calling the OP "babe," I'm going to shoot myself in the face.
MwahFMLS 6
Agreed. I just got done reading most of the comments and i regret calling OP "Babe" in my comment..
N3766 20
May you rest in babe.
felah17 6
You don't have what it takes,babe! ; )
XxJade418xX 0
Do you shoot yourself O.o ?
LolCakes111 7
It's Benny from Fallout New Vegas! (Anyone get it?)
happyhak 5
No.
BennyFromFONV 0
I get it.
murdersquirrel 15
So you just made that profile for the joke?
LolCakes111 7
O_o I didn't make that account. But I'm referring in Fallout New Vegas how Benny calls everyone Babe, despite your gender.
CbDemyx 1
Hey babe, don't sweat it, babe, I'm sure you can get away with only saying it once or twice while your boss is around, babe.
LolCakes111 7
R.I.P, Schitzomaniac.
OriginalimoaN 15
You're comment 21 (18 minus the three not main comments). You're not being cool or original just because you called op "babe" three times. Find something more educated to say.
tigrouficele2012 44
Should have just said it was a slip of the tongue...