Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, at my new retail job, I accidentally referred to white tank tops as, "Wife beaters." That's what I thought they were actually called, until my boss had to correct me. FML
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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fatnesspig 7
Bad luck babe.
DontForgetMe4 0
" Hey Babes! How are you dolls today?" I hate people who speak that way! Can't you just have laughed it off as an accident?
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Comments (70)
ALLDAY88 8
Tell him he reminds you of one of the greatest baseball players ever.
jman730 0
With your luck OP, he's probably gay, so, HAHA!
rubberduckie94 13
. i would cease and desist. people now days will use this as an excuse to sue you for sexual harrassment. people are crazy nuts about stuff like that now days
rcloca 10
Hey "babe" :)
jamesrod885 6
let it go...before you become an hr issue
Enslaved 38
I've got you...... (What's the line again?) I call everyone "Lovie". It beats "hey you!" when I forget your name. Lol
perdix 31
I sentence you to watching "Groundhog Day!"
Enslaved 38
That's not a punishment. I ******* LOVE that movie. But wouldn't want to wake up to that song more than one day! Lol
perdix 31
The movie was fine, once. But if you are forced to watch it over and over again by a court you've never heard of (and are pretty sure doesn't exist), it's going to get pretty unbearable. The Court has gullibly fallen for your reverse B'rer Rabbit strategy and is just letting you off with a warning. We were very moved and impressed by your statement in chambers.
old09 11
Give it like a month by then everyone will have forgotten, ba- Nah I'm not calling ya that
perdix 31
Bad plan. Now, you are going to encourage the creepers in your office to prey on you in order to deny the truth, which is that you are hot for your boss. Now, you'll get a lot of unwanted advances and blew your chance to get the one you did want. Bonehead!
docscientist 10
How about you tell your boss it was a mixup, or just make sure not to send him the wrong signals. Hell, anything would've been better than your plan.
laxbro182 1
Where is the FML? I can't read it, I only get a lame story
perdix 31
You have to see where this is going to lead. Now, all the creepers are going to think their Extenze, Aqua Velva and comb-overs are winning over this hot, young chick who suddenly has started calling them "babe." A serious life-******* is imminent!
laxbro182 1
I see it now! Thank you for pointing that out to me