Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, at my new retail job, I accidentally referred to white tank tops as, "Wife beaters." That's what I thought they were actually called, until my boss had to correct me. FML
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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fatnesspig 7
Bad luck babe.
DontForgetMe4 0
" Hey Babes! How are you dolls today?" I hate people who speak that way! Can't you just have laughed it off as an accident?
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Comments (70)
benmec 18
That'll do pig. That'll do.
SamCat 21
As i was ending a call with my boss, I said I love you! fml
Perc_fml 2
Happens to me too #112. Since most of my phone conversations are with my girlfriend I have to be very careful not to automatically say "bye love!" to people like my boss, mates etc...
ispt3ch 2
Ftw babe :)
amychelle 4
Ahhh! Quit saying "babe!"
zehbruh 16
So funny! Sometimes if you think too hard about not saying something it ends up being what comes out
abbynicole18 0
cool story babe, tell it again.
DesertLilyAhana_fml 0
that just gives u an excuse to call ur boss babe(: use it while u can..
winterforever97 30
Lol that must be awkward! x)
df7313 6
Do it like that one thing on tv and just call everyone different names
ic2drops 10
umm how about you just be straight up with him? seems childish to do what your doing