Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said
manders_ 0
oh god that sucks..
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Comments (202)
dkcc1988 0
You're still alive, so your fine and this is not really a FML. Just you being a dumbass
aynonymous 0
LMAO
wowfmlife 0
# 62, 63, 64 he didnt wash it, he 'washed it down' ... aka swallowed it
Policeboy1 0
Maybe it was a maggot.. you know those things that go into your skin and suck blood and obviously become fat.
Adamantoise 0
#67, how is it not an fml? Just cause he didn't die doesn't mean it's not an fml. I haven't seen an fml yet that was posted about someone dying over something they did.
safirestar09 0
Um, if the OP had died because of something he/she did, they wouldn't really be posting an FML. Just sayin'.
gregthestrange 3
it's quite possible that you swallowed the right pill and found an older one that you dropped a while ago, or vice-versa.
ben26_fml 0
oh shit well you would have tasted it if it was something rlly bad it was prolly nothing harmful and will pass...in time
baby_bitch 0
#2-->you dont pull the "that's what she said" on your own jokes. but to the poster..this was funny but i think you'll live! good luck.
shawnarawwwrr 0
^^^ sorry i dont know the rules of thats what she said, i didnt know there was a rulebook telling me when i can and cannot use it. ps 77, i totally did that. hahahaha
so_me_fml 0
I can just see #2 snickering to himself after he posted his comment, then going back and editing in "that's what she said," and it totally makes me smile :) Also, BEST FML I've read in a WHILE! Truly, truly, what DID you swallow??! Hilarious.