Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said
manders_ 0
oh god that sucks..
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Comments (202)
geiger49er 0
i have to say that this is probably my new favorite FML. the way it is written makes it great. applause for making me laugh.
shadow_duv 0
Just hope it wasn't poison...
ammali 0
I agree with #24, I love the way this is written!
geiger49er 0
i have to say that this is probably my new favorite FML. the way it is written makes it great. applause for making me laugh.
cadenernest 0
This. is. hilarious. "What did I swallow?" bahahahah
BEB131 0
THATS HILARIOUS.... i bet it was a roach
chriskringle 0
This is awesome.
pewpz 0
That's why you don't eat things after they fall on the ground, especially small hard to find things. You didn't deserve this, just be smarter next time :)
curryndricegirll 0
One time I was half asleep, and for some reason I thought I was putting a spoonful of peas in my mouth. There was no spoon or peas, so there's a good chance you just washed your hand and either swallowed air or just sucked on your finger.
kaseyface 0
lawl at #40 C: